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Thanks to pharmaceutical companies and water treatment plant slackers, we’re all getting our drugs OTF (outta the faucet) now. Forget pesky visits to the doctor, little things called “prescriptions”, and OTC (over the counter) meds. Now you can get your drugs (and everyone else’s) for free!

That’s right, kids, you don’t have to steal from mom’s medicine cabinet anymore… just drink a tall glass of water and take your chances. It’s like Russian drug roulette — ya never know what you’re gonna get OTF. Could be anti-convulsant medication or antibiotics (boring!), but maybe, just maybe, you’ll get some amphetamine residual or a double dose of Oxycontin.

CNN has yet to report whether or not the really fun drugs, like LSD and cocaine, are OTF. But if Xanax and Valium are coming to you via your neighbor’s toilet, then the hard stuff probably is, too. Especially if your neighbors like to party. If you happen to live near Steve-O, Amy Winehouse, or Britney Spears, you’re probably overdosing on numerous substances right now.

Water… the pharm party you can drink!

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