Comments on: Bush to World: Polar Bears Have WMD’s http://www.hollywoodriot.com/2008/04/03/bush-to-world-polar-bears-have-wmds/ Radical Ideas on Tap Thu, 04 Dec 2008 01:33:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: cec http://www.hollywoodriot.com/2008/04/03/bush-to-world-polar-bears-have-wmds/#comment-18 cec Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:00:52 +0000 http://www.hollywoodriot.com/?p=20#comment-18 My Klondike bar will have oil in it My Klondike bar will have oil in it

]]> By: Allie C http://www.hollywoodriot.com/2008/04/03/bush-to-world-polar-bears-have-wmds/#comment-16 Allie C Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:21:11 +0000 http://www.hollywoodriot.com/?p=20#comment-16 The polar bear alert level has been raised to ORANGE. Be on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and notify authorities if you see any WMD's left unattended. The polar bear alert level has been raised to ORANGE. Be on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and notify authorities if you see any WMD’s left unattended.

]]> By: Lord Rinse Repeat http://www.hollywoodriot.com/2008/04/03/bush-to-world-polar-bears-have-wmds/#comment-15 Lord Rinse Repeat Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:04:13 +0000 http://www.hollywoodriot.com/?p=20#comment-15 Hey listen, some of my best friends are polar bears, but I am concerned that as a species, they hate our way of life. They despise our freedom. They disrespect women. They want to enslave us in fear. We need to smoke 'em out of their holes. Flush 'em out of those polar caves, or igloos or whatever. If you see a polar bear or any bear that looks like it may be polar, or bipolar, or even bisexual, be on alert. Even more on alert than you already are, even if you're fully alert... I mean , c'mon, you could always be more alert-- just let yourself get more afraid, and watch how your alertness levels increase. It's amazing. But don't let fear rule you. Then the polar bears win. Yeah, it's complicated, I know. It's kinda like you gotta be more alert, sorta afraid, but still feel free, but don't get less alert when you see polar bears and stuff. Yeah, something like that. It's the price we pay. It's what we all should do for our Klondike bar. Hey listen, some of my best friends are polar bears, but I am concerned that as a species, they hate our way of life. They despise our freedom. They disrespect women. They want to enslave us in fear.

We need to smoke ‘em out of their holes. Flush ‘em out of those polar caves, or igloos or whatever.

If you see a polar bear or any bear that looks like it may be polar, or bipolar, or even bisexual, be on alert. Even more on alert than you already are, even if you’re fully alert… I mean , c’mon, you could always be more alert– just let yourself get more afraid, and watch how your alertness levels increase. It’s amazing.

But don’t let fear rule you. Then the polar bears win. Yeah, it’s complicated, I know. It’s kinda like you gotta be more alert, sorta afraid, but still feel free, but don’t get less alert when you see polar bears and stuff. Yeah, something like that. It’s the price we pay.

It’s what we all should do for our Klondike bar.

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