McCain Would Reinstate Alcohol Prohibition
Don’t elect this aging veto-happy idiot. He wants to veto every single beer!
“And their names are… Budweiser, Bud Light, Coors, Coors Light, Heineken, Amstel Light, Corona, Stella Artois, Guinness,” he said. “I will veto every light beer, every ale, every amber, every porter, and every dark beer. I will veto Mexican beer, Norwegian beer, Canadian beer, and Belizean beer. I will veto every single last beer on the face of this planet and then I’ll veto some more beer. I’ll veto every single stinkin beer in every last bar, cooler, and refrigerator in the world. Muahahahaha! Veto, veto, veto, veto, beer, beer, beer, veto, beer, veto, beer, blah, blah… (pause) Wait, where am I?”
Hey McCain, keep your stupid Sharpie away from our beer!
Veto this, you old fogy.

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June 10th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Duh.. duh… duh… douche! Hands off my beer, Oldy Oldersen!
June 10th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Way to give up national security intelligence, McBush. We knew they were planning on blowing up the beer trucks and blaming the Iranians!
June 16th, 2008 at 1:14 am
only i will give myself ink poisoning, thank you very much sir.
get that sharpie away from mine eyes, you eveil blinking rat
and go back to your vetovillage