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If You Vote Republican in ‘08, You’re a Douche

June 17, 2008 By: Starla C Category: Democrazy

While we were trolling the anals annals of Youtube late last night, the Riot found this compelling video that explores the only reasons you could possibly have for voting Republican in 2008 (now that Ron Paul isn’t on the ticket)… you must be a huge douche bag.

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8 Responses to “ If You Vote Republican in ‘08, You’re a Douche ”

1. # 1 G.M. Gardner Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 11:13 am

   “As long as it says FOOD, that’s good enough for me.”

   HAHA. nice find Starla

2. # 2 John Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

   “I’m voting Democrat because I like how the DMV is run; I’d like to see those same workers in charge of my health care.”

3. # 3 G.M. Gardner Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 1:11 pm

   LOL, good one John. One of these videos could be made about the Democrats… although not this year. The Republicans have made their bed- and the voters are gonna kick ‘em out of it.

4. # 4 kev Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

   John- I’ve heard that argument before. It’s pithy and sounds clever, and you sort of go… “Well, aha! Can you imagine?!?… hahaha government bureaucracy sucks.” I guess that’s true but it doesn’t sound worse than what my private insurance company makes me go through…

   And besides… what’s so bad about the DMV? The last few times I’ve been it hasn’t really been a problem… you wait a bit, do your business, and leave with what you need. Who wouldn’t want health care like that? I’m still getting effing bills from an emergency room visit five years ago.

5. # 5 Jeremy Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 3:49 pm

   Yes, John, because when they’ve privatized DMVs, the whole process has gone SO much smoother. When profit becomes the ultimate goal of an organization, they ALWAYS provide better service.

6. # 6 G.M. Gardner Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

   Heh, that whole video was pithy. Didn’t really dampen the humor for me.

   Anyway, I vote we pour tax dollars into development of self-sustaining robotic exoskeleton suits for everyone and move the fuck on.

7. # 7 crystal Says:
   June 18th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

   Hey everyone! Guess what??!!

   JOHN’S A DOUCHE!

8. # 8 CEC Says:
   June 20th, 2008 at 6:59 pm

   I want an exoskeleton.
   Which one is the leader of the ants?
   I will vote for them,
   because I deserve an exoskeleton

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