Hollywood Riot

Blame Jamie Lynn Spears, blame Juno, or blame the drinking water in Gloucester, Mass… it doesn’t really matter. Either way, 17 young girls (none older than 16 years old) became pregnant at the same time because they thought it would be “fun” to raise their babies together.

Um, maybe I missed something, but what the hell is fun about having a baby at 16? Let’s see - is it the sleepless nights? The dead-end future? The dead-beat dad? Trading homework, after-school sports, and underage drinking parties for shitty diapers and screaming babies?

It just doesn’t sound like the kind of fun 16 year-olds should be having (at least not on purpose, as part of a pact, with 17 of your stupid ass friends). I can’t believe these girls would just blindly follow each other into something so life changing. Didn’t their moms ever say to them “If your friends jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge, would you, too?” You’re supposed to say NO!

Now, a puppy pact - that would have been fun. Everybody knows a puppy pact is more fun than a baby pact (at least when you’re in 9th grade). Puppies are cuter than babies (sorry, but it’s true), much less work, and you can leave them in a crate if you feel like going out. Last time I checked, it was illegal to leave a baby in a crate, no matter how bad you want to go out (like to the Prom or whatever).

If any of you pre-teen girls out there are considering a pact similar to that of your moronic peers - don’t do it. Try a puppy pact instead. Why? Because puppies are awesome! Just ask Hannah Montana…

Share the Good Times at Hollywood Riot