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Riot Call: New Martian Product Name-a-thon!

June 30, 2008 By: G.M. Gardner Category: Out of This World, Power to the People

Which Earth items will make it to Mars, and what should we call them?

Recent soil samples from Mars reveals a rich chemistry very similar to the dirt in your own backyard. Scientists even went so far as to say asparagus would grow especially well on the Red Planet. Now, one of the fun things about the future that we will probably miss out on is getting to re-name all the Earth stuff for Mars. Like humans do. England becomes New England, lorries become trucks and on and on. So I’d like to challenge all of you to think of a modern product/produce/utility/animal and re-name it for Mars.

For example: Since asparagus will be so common, that will definitely need a new name. Let’s brainstorm - sorry epileptics - Mars: The land of Asparagus. Asmarsagus. Marsparagus. Asparamarsgus…

Leave a comment below with your own Martian re-branding!

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5 Responses to “ Riot Call: New Martian Product Name-a-thon! ”

1. # 1 Quentin "Ice" Studdabaker Says:
   July 1st, 2008 at 12:26 am

   I personally can’t wait for my HumMars to start rollin’ on dubs on that freaky deaky Martian surface. Then perhaps later I can take some ladies back to my CondoMarsium where we can enjoy some Marsgaritas and have a good time relaxing in Marscuzzi.

2. # 2 The Hitman Says:
   July 1st, 2008 at 8:55 am

   The obvious, of course, is MARSMallows…
   Marsaroni and Cheese…
   Go camping and make S’Mars.

3. # 3 Willy Banks Says:
   July 1st, 2008 at 11:42 am

   Don’t forget your Magic Marshrooms!

4. # 4 CEC Says:
   July 10th, 2008 at 7:35 pm

   Would this happen to us on the red planet?

5. # 5 CEC Says:
   July 10th, 2008 at 7:36 pm

   Would the asparagus need water?

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