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Oh, Sarah Palin, you silly Alaskan goofball, you. You said pitbull and lipstick in the same sentence. Ha! Don’t you know what lipstick means in dog speak?

Let’s think about this for a second, shall we. What does a dog have that looks like lipstick? Let me give you a hint… it only happens when they get really excited. (Kind of like you get when you kill a polar bear or cash a fat check from British Petroleum.) Um, yeah.

Let’s pretend for a second that “dog lipstick” isn’t just a nice word for the pink end of a dog’s boner and take a look at the other differences between you and a pitbull. Hmmm… well, you have the same pointy ears, the same lunatic look in your eyes, and you’re both complete assholes.

There’s just one notable difference I can see - where the hell’s your muzzle?

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